Wednesday, September 22, 2010

flaming

now no one get me wrong, i love gay people; they're funny, have good fashion sense, and are relatively nice. some people are just flamers. if you're gay then you don't need to be a flamer, have gay pride, whatever, you wearing super tight neon green pants and a v neck shirt were the v is going down to below the middle of your stomch does not make you gay, it makes you a flamer. there's a definite difference. flamers are annoying and in general enjoy flaming with a side of flaming and in their freetime they go set libraries on fire with their massive flaming flames of flamey death. gay guys go gardening, clothes shopping, paint masterpieces, and then go and make a nice dinner. sir ian mckellen and neil patrick harris: gay. edward cullen and justin bieber: flamers.

how to rate a flamer: do they look gay? okay now if they look gay, compare them to this:

that's gay, you can tell by the pride and honor. and his huge muscles... i'm jealous. i'm also too lazy to work out so screw it. if the man you're trying to rate on a flamer scale looks like this then he is at a 5 out of 10 rating. 5 is the equivalent of gay, which is the last tolerable part of the scale. anything past 5 is flamertastic. now if the person you're rating looks more like this:

he's a flamer. 10 outta 10 right there. on a scale of 1 to magma, he is as flaming as magma. his prowess in flaming makes the sun jealous.

the only good flamers:


i hope this helped

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