Excuses

This post is dedicated to my excuses for not posting since Tuesday. It’ll start off with real reasoning and slowly fade into less important reasons and then fade into things that are completely fake. Let’s start with the excuses shall we?

1.       Shit ton of homework.

2.       College is hell

3.       Finding a job

4.       Cleaning house and doing yard work

5.       Friend time is important since in a year I won’t see any of them for a long time

6.       Extracurricular activities

7.       Helping a politician friend with his campaigning

8.       Being the treasurer of a club means I have to go do shit

9.       Women

10.   This goes along with number 9 excuse, bitches be trippin’

11.   Wondering about life. (Example: Do I want a new girlfriend? Yes. Do I want to try to find one? No. quite the conundrum)

12.   Starting a fight club

13.   Learning Japanese

14.   Discovering black tar heroin

15.   Reviving a tyrannosaurus rex and naming him “Cuddles”

16.   Inventing a new version of AIDS

17.   Going back in time to kill Hitler

18.   Becoming president of the united states

19.   Becoming president of the world

20.   Finding life outside of our galaxy and then becoming president of their world as well.

Can you distinguish the point in which I started making stuff up?