Sunday, October 10, 2010

My Biography

Sorry for the lack of posting lately, I've been quite busy. And lazy... But anyway, I was selected to be an escort at a beauty contest type thing and I have to write a short bio for them to read, so instead of being modest and nice, I was a douche. Here's my bio:
Sarah’s escort this evening goes by many names. Beautiful. Stunning. Magnificent. Perfection. All these are commonly attributed to Taylor; Taylor being the ideal image of manly manliness. Taylor is an Ares with a passion for life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. In between his daily routine of bench pressing semi trucks and apprehending runaway criminals, Taylor enjoys long walks on the beach, gazing into the stars, and saving children from burning orphanages. Taylor is the treasurer of Fife High School’s Future Business Leaders of America club. Taylor is active in the political world, where he helps out politicians in their campaigns. Taylor speaks English and German and is currently learning French. Taylor was accepted into college in New York City within the first week of applying and received the Presidential Scholarship, but that’s not enough for him. He’s also trying to receive the schools Scholar Award Scholarship. After college he plans to attend law school and eventually hopes to become a very successful lawyer. After becoming rich he is going to buy a small township in the German countryside and plans to build a castle, to be named Taylor's Awesome Castle of Awesomeness. Please contain yourself from bursting into applause for the wonderful Taylor.

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